Weekend Watch List: How to not be a goalkeeper, how to not be a sprinter, how to not catch a ball and extra

In the week passed by, Nasra Abukar Ali joined a bunch of athletes with creatively merciless nicknames equivalent to Eric the Eel and Trevor the Tortoise. Why? The Somalian sprinter ran herself into infamy after finishing a 100m dash on the World University Games in China’s Chengdu with a tediously gradual timing of 21.81 seconds.

So gradual was the 20-year-old sprinter that Somalia’s sports activities minister Mohamed Barre Mohamud has needed to publicly apologise; the chairwoman of the nation’s athletics federation, Khadijo Aden Dahir, has discovered herself suspended and Nasra could possibly be dealing with authorized motion for competing regardless of being neither a sportsperson nor a runner.

The Ministry of Youth and Sports ought to step down. It’s disheartening to witness such an incompetent authorities. How may they choose an untrained woman to symbolize Somalia in operating? It’s actually surprising and displays poorly on our nation internationally. pic.twitter.com/vMkBUA5JSL

— Elham Garaad ✍︎ (@EGaraad_) August 1, 2023

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Many in Somalia have known as it a nationwide embarrassment.

The previous week introduced alongside a wealthy bounty of embarrassment from elsewhere as properly.

On the soccer discipline, Manchester United’s new goalkeeper André Onana marked his Old Trafford debut beneath the bar… by getting chipped from middle circle!

The greatest angle of Onana getting chipped from half waypic.twitter.com/mIwpX8dGW3

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) August 6, 2023

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Onana, signed within the switch window for £47million, had drifted on the mid-way level of their half through the pleasant towards Lens. That’s when catastrophe struck! A misplaced move from Diogo Dalot, was picked up by Lens’ Florian Sotoca, who observed that Onana was wandering approach exterior his field, and took a shot from the midway line. Onana backtracked in desperation, however solely to see the ball sail over his head into the objective.

At the opposite finish of the pitch, one other new signing for United was not having an excessive amount of luck both.

Mason Mount, picked up from Chelsea for £55million within the switch window, fluffed a shot that any ahead may have scored blindfolded. Alejandro Garnacho squared the ball from the left flank completely into the trail of the onrushing Mount, who simply wanted to faucet the ball in. Instead, to the horror of everybody in purple jerseys at Old Trafford, he ended up making contact with the ball in a approach that it went away from objective!

Meanwhile, on the FIFA Women’s World Cup Jamaica’s supervisor Lorne Donaldson celebrated the workforce’s upset victory over heavyweights Brazil by trying to do a cartwheel. Twice! Both makes an attempt had been comical, with the second a tad extra sloppy than the primary one.

POV: Your aspect simply made historical past by reaching the World Cup knockouts for the primary time 🤸#FIFAWWC #JAM pic.twitter.com/FjVmId2kjT

— Her Football Hub (@HerFootballHub) August 2, 2023

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Elsewhere, on the cricket discipline, Prithvi Shaw’s Northamptonshire debut led to weird vogue, with the Mumbai batter unable to fend off a bouncer from Paul van Meekeren. Not solely did Prithvi crash to the ground whereas trying to hook the ball, he additionally ended up kicking his stumps. Shaw was dismissed hit wicket for 34.

HIT WICKET!!!! 🚀

Paul van Meekeren with a fierce bumper that wipes out Prithvi Shaw who kicks his stumps on the way in which down. What a supply! Shaw goes for 34.

Northants 54/6.#GoGlos 💛🖤 pic.twitter.com/EMYD30j3vy

— Gloucestershire Cricket (@Gloscricket) August 4, 2023

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If Shaw was throwing away his wicket, Ben Stokes was throwing away lifelines within the remaining Ashes Test. While fielding at leg slip, Steve Smith didn’t hold a ball from Moeen Ali down. The ball looped within the air and Stokes jumped up within the air together with his arm outstretched. He caught the ball, however on his approach down misplaced management of it. The umpire declared it not out, earlier than the England workforce reviewed the choice. The assessment didn’t go the way in which of the hosts.

Out or not out? 🤷‍♂️ #EnglandCricket| #Ashes pic.twitter.com/q2XCJuUpxM

— England Cricket (@englandcricket) July 31, 2023

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There was additionally loads of comedy taking place elsewhere in cricket. In the Royal London One-Day Cup recreation between Lancashire and Essex, there was an extended hold-up after the ball ended up within the tough, and it wanted a sizeable search get together of gamers to seek out the ball. Adding to the chuckle-worthiness was the truth that somebody discovered a unique ball at one level within the thicket.

Ahahahahaha that is county cricket livestream heritage pic.twitter.com/ybSrGRjXZo

— Sam (@SamY4t35) August 1, 2023

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And simply in case the clip made you shudder on the considered snakes loitering within the shrubbery, a slithering invader did handle to show up uninvited at a unique cricket recreation over the previous week: the sport between Dambulla Giants and Galle Gladiators within the Lanka Premier League.

Some pleasure on the sector right this moment..not day by day you get a snake attempting to discipline the ball…#LPLT20 pic.twitter.com/MZnKTzWAYU

— Hemant (@hemantbuch) July 31, 2023

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